I lost my coupons at the mall. All of them.

But then I found them.

People are lucky I didn’t blow the mall up.

That sounded violent.


It may or may not have been the worst 15 to 20 minutes of my life. ¬†Only because I ran. With my hip breaking Uggs on. Don’t buy those. They are debilitating.

I almost and I’m not exaggerating lost and found about $150.

More than I’ve ever had in my actual wallet. Ever.

Stupid mall.